Hey, chumps! It's-a me, Wario! For those of you who don't know me, I'm basically the incarnation of richness and handsome. I'm also better than you, don't forget that! Also, don't touch the bike. It costs more than your life.
That robot you had when you first turned in WarioWare:Twisted was awsome.Too bad your fellow workers distroyed it.But it would have been cool if they didn't.